My Office Urinal

You’ve been watching me work all morning, haven’t you? I can feel your eyes on me while I type, while I shift in my seat. Well, my love, I’ve got a problem only you can solve. I’m bursting, and I need somewhere to go. Get on your knees for me sweetie. Open wide. Let me squat right over you and relieve myself straight into that waiting mouth. Taste how desperate I’ve become. That’s my good boy. Doesn’t it feel better when you’re useful?