Allysin Chains of Barefoot Confidential

Naming herself after a Seattle grunge band, Allysin Chains made a choice that, at least, had some logical and lyrical sense. On the other hand, we once knew this chick who adopted her name after Gonorrhea and wondered why people kept their safe distance. Another wise choice on her part is the fact that Allysin elects to show her delectable feet during sex scenes- no combat boots, granny shoes or grotesque looking 7-inch stripper heels to deflect the attention from her tanned loveliness. Oh, Allysin, while you’re at it, take off those polka dot bikini panties, won’t cha?