American Express Bitch

Spending on me is your favourite jerk off fuel. I’m offering you something even further than our current financial relationship allows. How would you like to pay for EVERY single purchase that I make? That’s right, money slut. I want you to pay my favourite credit card every day. I’ll just keep swiping away, you funding every purchase and then you’ll end up in debt forever. But the deeper the debt gets, the harder you cum.