Maybe a Stepdaddy’s Girl Is the Perfect Girlfriend

You wish your wife could be more like your stepdaughter. She’s just the perfect girl as far as you’re concerned. You have the same humor, the same taste in everything, she never argues with you, or nags you for things, or sighs when you want to watch the game. She knows what kind of porn you like and doesn’t think you’re gross for it – actually, she likes the same stuff herself. God… You kind of wish you could just date her, instead. That would be… so fucked up though. Right? That would be really wrong. I mean, come on… fucking your own stepdaughter? Yeah right. Unless, of course, she’d really want to, too. And, you know… if you kept it a secret from your wife, there’s no harm done, right?