Loser Tax

Hello, loser. I’m not sure what you think you need that finances. You’ll only waste it on brew football or the lottery. Give it to me, I can put it to much better use than you can. It can go towards my dungeon or for me look fabulous. I mean, it’s just like handing over your lunch funds to the college bully – except I’m taking more. This isn’t playground shenanigans.