What do you think you’re doing here? I already warned you, that little secret you try so hard to hide is never staying private with me. You really thought this time would be different? Aww, that’s adorable. I love how confident you pretend to be, walking around like you’ve got something impressive going on, when really you’re just stuck with that tiny little specker pecker between your legs. Watching your ego crumble, watching you squirm when you realize you’re completely exposed, mentally, emotionally, and in every way that matters. Here you are again, weak, blushing, and weak while I laugh at how small you really are. I love how hard you try to convince yourself you’re different, special, or somehow above this, and yet you always end up right back here, letting me remind you exactly where you stand. Poor little specker pecker. So easy to tease. So easy to own, And always mine to laugh at