You visit me after you’ve been to the gym, you’re moaning about no progress etc, I try to offer some friendly advice to help, but you carry on whinging. Eventually I snap, and lay into you, how you’re so pathetic, short, lack any masculinity, muscle, everyone at the gym must be laughing at you. I barely work out and have more muscle than you, imagine if I actually put some effort it. I feel your arm, barely any strength there as I ask you to pull back, I accidentally snap your weak little arm, I’m laughing to hard at you, then take out your leg as well. Oh dear, with these injuries, gaining muscle is about to become a whole lot harder.