Leaning against the balcony rail with my cigarette burning slow, feeling that familiar pressure build until I can’t resist anymore and let a massive, rumbling fart rip into the open air. The urge gets too strong so I just slide my pants down, bare my thick ass to the whole neighborhood and keep unloading deep, stinky blasts while the smoke curls around me. Every loud rip echoes between the buildings and I get wetter knowing anyone could look up and see me being this filthy gas pouring out with zero shame. Praying the neighbors missed the show but secretly hoping someone caught every nasty second.