Desecration of Clothing

You want to wear my favorite leather jacket without permission? then I’ll ruin yours! While you’re walking around, I took your leather jacket and cleaned it up, wiped the goats’ hoods, wetted it, smeared it with chalk, and spat you decided to take revenge on me? And you took my jacket with you to the bathroom? but what are you doing there? don’t tell me you’re wiping your ass with it?