I’m just a happy unicorn! I was beautiful and charming and everyone liked me! I farted a lot, but I was so pure that my farts smelled like strawberries! So everyone loved my farts! But in October I was bewitched. An envious person cast evil upon me and I was possessed. I turned into a devilishly sexy unicorn, with fetid farts that contaminate everything I pass by. But I’m so sexy that men can’t help but smell my farts. They love the smell and become submissive to this entity forever! Would you risk getting closer to take a sniff?