Look at the brave little man trying to stop me from crushing your pathetic village. Oh no, you’re hurting me so…I can’t even fake fear. I have a track record of decimating your towns with my big feet. Stomping my feet, I turn around and show my big ass and booty shake in my daisy dukes. I love sitting in cities in these short shorts because I feel everything! I could end your life and destroy all of your friends. Your raids don’t register because you’re a pathetic weakling. Do you want to feel my big booty crushing you? All of the light would go out as it ass smooshes you. Bones would snap, pop, and break under my weight. Your organs would gush out of all of your holes. Your remains would be a red spot on my ass. Hovering my wrinkled soles over your helpless body is fun. Your minuscule lives are easy to snatch. You can run and hide, but I will destroy your town with my hands, feet, and large butt. Squatting, I squash and ass smoosh you to your end. Good night, tiny man!