I Think This Is Bag

I came round to collect some books you were selling in the hope to add it to my collection. Upon inspection, I find in what should have been my book bag. I was wondering if you did this on purpose or if this is some weird joke. Either way, instead of freaking out about it, I decide to use it to my advantage. I know you would had for hatesecret to get out. So, as long as you do what I say, I won’t post about it on socials.