Oh my god, are you masturbating right now?! I’m right in the other room! If you’re getting off you should be getting off with me! You’re basically cheating on me right now! Alexa yells at you from the doorway. She’s shocked you would dare touch yourself without her there to get you off properly, as a girlfriend should. She pushes you down on to the bed and climbs on top, reminding you exactly what her role is in the relationship. You’ll never get off alone again.