Locked Out and Desperately Need to Pee

I was playing outside and managed to get locked out when no one is home. I check my pockets for my key but I must have forgot it. This is bad! I really need to Pee! I look around to find a safe spot to pee since I can’t hold it anymore. Gotta make sure no one can see….but this is still so risky. I find a tree and I hope no one can see me. I quickly pull down my pants and squat down low. I nervously let it loose then suddenly I remember I have nothing to wipe with. Like this couldn’t get any worse already. Since I have nothing to wipe with I decide to rub myself with my hand till I’m dry. I better make sure I don’t get locked out again