​my Attention Is the Only Currency That Matters

​My attention is the only currency that matters. ​ Sound ON. No excuses today.​I know you are staring. I know you love the Red Bottoms and the smoke.​I am making it very easy for you to serve me today. I lowered the barrier not because I am cheap, but to see how many of you are actually loyal.​If you can’t tip this amount, you shouldn’t be here.​ THE NEW STANDARD​ Tip $10 – “The Coffee Tax”. Less than a lunch. Don’t embarrass yourself by skipping this. Tip $25 – “The Appreciation Fee”. Show me you have some class. Tip $50 – “VIP Attention”. Guarantees a reply to your DM.​I’m watching the notifications. Who is real and who is fake? ​DID YOU PAY THE TRIBUTE?​