I couldn’t help but notice you trying to be helpful around my yard today. It was cool until you walked right into my backyard as I was filming something. I’ve told you before my privacy is important. I know you meant no harm and just wanted to help while your home from college. I’ve also noticed your boner! Why don’t we just take care of this right now. I want you to pull it out and stroke it for me. I know you’re aching to do it and want to see my body. So let’s just get this out of the way ..