Sell Your Christmas Gifts!

I really don’t begrudge you anything! This is exactly why you will return or sell your Christmas gifts! (If you get any gifts at all!) Besides, you don’t need gifts, because I am the only true gift in your miserable life of losers. I, on the other hand, am insatiable and want lots of gifts and luxury. That’s exactly your job, among other things! To offer me the luxury I deserve. That’s exactly what (and a little more) I’m going to plant intensively in your stupid little head again. There will be no presents for you this year!