Like most guys who get caught, the first thing out of their mouths is “I’m sorry.” Mind you, these are delinquents who have been saying sorry their entire, albeit brief, adult lives. They can tell it to the judge for all we care. The sooner they get this through their thick skulls, the sooner they can get back into the real world. In the meantime, our favorite response to “Sorry” is to show them exactly how sorry they really are.