Step-bro, There’s a Gross Rumor Going Around About Us

Your little step-sister… really loves you. She wants to hang out with big step-bro all the time, is inappropriately clingy with you, and gets dangerously jealous if anyone even looks in your direction. You’re both in the same college, so naturally, people talk. They see how much time you spend together, and now there’s a rumor going around that you two are… fucking. She’s sad about it… and even though you do think she’s annoying as fuck sometimes (don’t ALL big step-brothers feel that way?) you love her too. You don’t want people bullying her for something that isn’t even true… so you solve the problem by getting a GIRLFRIEND, you stupid idiot! Now people can’t make up dumb stuff (that would never ever happen in a million years anyways… right? You’re not those kinds of step-siblings… riiiiiiight?) anymore! Except now little step-sis FUCKING HATES YOUR UNFAITHFUL GUTS! :((( Big step-bro should belong to her and only to her, and all these other slimy hussies can just go fucking [REDACTEDD