Took Shower, Got No Pussy

Folk wisdom says that even if you don’t plan to visit a girl, always wear clean socks. In other words, if you have a cock, be ready to use it, and let nothing stand in your way on this journey of a true samurai. But that time we met a samurai. He was in good physical shape, but he smelled so bad that the flowers in the next room wilted. We had to send him to the shower, and when he came back, the feast of life had already begun without him. However, if this moron had known how to use antiperspirant, he would have ruined a lovely threesome…