Deceived & Digested by Debt Collector

When the debt collector, Sydney Screams, comes to collect your debt, you’re in trouble! You’ve got some debt that’s really adding up and you’re feeling really desperate for a way out. I’m here to discuss settling your debt and I’m not going to leave here empty handed. I ask what you can give me towards your debt today, but you confess that you’ve got nothing. However, you are willing to do anything to get rid of your debt. And you do mean anything! With a wicked smile on my face, I tell you how fascinating it is to hear that you’re so eager and willing to do whatever it takes. There’s one thing that I shouldn’t tell you, but since you seem like an upstanding person, I suppose I’ll let you in on the secret if you just disappear, there’s no way for me or anyone else to collect your debt. But I do mean disappear completely. No traces left behind, no contact with loved ones. You’d need to disappear entirely.