Life with Your Gassy Girlfriend: a Day Full of Farts 4K

What it’s really like to live with me? This is your dream (or nightmare ) come true. For 30 whole minutes I let you follow me through my entire day morning to night and you’ll quickly learn that being my boyfriend means dealing with a LOT of nasty gas. I wake up bloated, farting the sheets off the bed, giggling while I sip my coffee and “season” it with my ass . On the couch, I can’t stop blasting loud stinkers while I fan my ass with a book, teasing you about how you’d have no escape if you were here. By the time I’m gripping my belly and waddling to the toilet, it’s too late—I unload like a deflating balloon, spraying stink and laughing while the bathroom fills with gas. Evening isn’t better—I turn my bath into a bubbly fart jacuzzi while I hotbox myself in my own stink. You’ll see me press my ass against the shower glass, daring you to imagine what it smells like . Finally, I crawl into bed, but not before I stretch naked, showing off my belly and ass in every position while farting