You Are Just My Seat Now Pt 2 He Hates Jeans

I tied him to my seat cushion and he’s been my ass cushion ever sense! It’s been pretty fucking sweet honestly! I pretty much just forget he’s there after I sit down! An he’s always fighting for air so after I fart he just inhales it right up! It’s pretty fucking sweet, I rarely have to even smell my own farts! Which is good cause I’m always so gassy! Today was no exception! Haha and god does he hate Jeans! He always begs me not to wear them cause there “Uncomfortable on his face!” But he keeps forgetting 1 super important thing! I. Dont. Fucking. Care!