You’re Home Early

Hey! You’re home early! Oh I haven’t been here long, no I was just out lingerie shopping with your wife. Do you want to see what we picked out? Here let me try them on for you! (sex noises coming from the other room) Doesn’t this look good? So did you have a good day! Oh don’t worry you don’t need to go into that other room. Come on stay here with me for just a little while longer. I want to tell you a really funny story!