A Moist Embarrassment

I was over a friends house for a get together when I felt sick to my stomach!! I ran into a random room and just sat the fuck down! I unleashed hell onto that seat! How was I suppose to know my friend had a Tiny Roomate! An why was he on a chair! God those farts were fucking foul! Litterally smelled like Liquid Sewage! Ughhh! My friend texted me later that night and told me I had sat down on her roomate! Ughh I can never go over there again! So embarrassing!