A Tiny Problem

Of course this happens to me! Me! Why me! My fucking Roomate had her boyfriend over and when she went upstairs to take a shower I came in to sit down on the couch and relax! I had no idea he was fucking less than an inch tall! I sat right on him! It was morning! I just finished my morning coffee so I was super gassy! I had no idea he was under my giant ass! If had known I wouldn’t have farted let alone sat down! Like ughhh! Now she’s all mad at me for making her boyfriend sick from the smell of my gas! Like idk! Maybe date someone taller! So annoying!