Business as Usual

It’s busy in the office today an im feeling so bloated from the chili I had the night before. As I was assisting over the phone I kept letting out these big nasty bubbly farts. I couldn’t hold back. My coworker heard me farting an I was so embarrassed I kept denying it was a fart or I’d blame it on somthing else. The only thing I could do to get away from these smells was wave it away from me an plug my nose.