Here Cums Santa’s Cock

Santa, you wanted to see me in your office? It’s because I’m the best toy making elf in the workshop right?!??? I knew it!!!! Oh, that’s not why? My elf report came back and it was bad? What? Well it wasn’t my fault that teddy bear’s head fell off. And I cut that doll’s hair because she looked better with short hair. Please don’t put me in the kitchen helping Mrs. Claus, I’m not a kitchen elf!!!!! Please Santa Please!!!!! What? You have a new job for me? A better job? Even better than making toys in the workshop?? Really!!!? Oh I’m so excited! What is it Santa?