I’m Going to Eat You

I’m really sorry I have to do this to you, but, this has to happen. This isn’t your fault but I have to eat you to prove a point. It’s not so bad. See, you’ll probably just end up as fat on my ass. Look at my ass and asshole. Isn’t it cute? Wouldn’t you rather be eaten by someone you’re attracted to like me? Now that you’re relaxed, it’s time to swallow you whole.