My Personal Toothpick

I sat down to have lunch an as I’m eating an farting so fucking much I realize I feel a bite under my ass. When I lift up I notice a tiny person resting in my seat without my knowledge. I then pick him up an explain what happends when you take my seat. I then start using his tiny head as my toothpick an burp on him as I’m using him on each tooth. Once my teeth are clean after my meal I then throw him down like trash.