Neighbour as My B-day Cake

When I saw you for the 1st time as my neighbor I already knew what your DESTINY would be. I clearly understood that you would end up as my MEAL in my tummy. I just had to find a way how to get closer to you … to your BODY. So I decided to FAKE my b-day to invite you over to my place.  Oh, you wonder why you are the only one guest here? Well, can you see me? Can you hear me? Oooh, it seems that you tripped and fell over so I was not sure if you will SURVIVE or not. So I decided not to waste my time and I STYLED you as my B-DAY CAKE. I had to use a ROPE to make you stable. That’s the reason why you can’t move yourself! Hahaha … I just have to put more creams on your FLESH. Hahaha … Especially, in your mouth to SHUT you UP!  By the way, I invited my ex boyfriend over. He is coming soon. I want him to TASTE on you too. You are so yummy! He will definitely enjoy EATING you. I forgot to mention that my ex boyfriend is a gay.