Not Big Enough for Me

We’re on a mystery case together. You’ve always had a thing for me. I finally give you the chance to get it out of your system. You pull down your pants. And. Is THAT it???? Why is it so small? I can barely even see it with my magnifying glass! Did you REALLY think you were going to get me to fuck you with THAT!? I continue to make fun of you while telling you to hurry and jerk off and get it over with. I take off my clothes and tease you with what you’ll never have until you cum.