Not Quitting Dairy

So I was recently told by a doctor that I am Lactose Intolerant! This is such bad news because the internet says that if I eat cheese then Ill be farting non stop! I had to test it out!!! Luckily I have a Tiny Ass slave who is just my seat whenever I sit down! But he’s typically on enduring the bare minmum of farts per day! Now he could potentially be subjected to 100s! So I figured fuck it! Ill eat a bunch of cheese and ice cream! Pop a Squat down on his tiny little face and just let them rip! The sooner he gets used to it, the better itll be for us both! Because I dont plan on quiting cheese anytime soon!