Pay for My 4K Perfect Smile, Loser

Aww, look at you, little paypig. I just got my perfect new monolithic zirconia crowns , 4K worth of pure, gleaming perfection. And guess what? You’re reimbursing every single cent. My smile is priceless. Flawless. Superior. Your bank account? Existing only to fund it. So open that pathetic wallet right now and send it all. Every dollar. Every tribute. (if you cannot see the actual pricing, send the leftover as a tribute. Easy, isn’t it?)