Piss for the Neighbor

My sexy neighbor isn’t home today, unfortunately. But I promised him I’d put a bowl of my piss in front of his door when he gets home this evening. First, I masturbated with a big cucumber, standing with my legs spread wide over the bowl. The piss then splashed beautifully into the bowl. Oops, unfortunately, a little bit spilled over the side. No big deal, I’m sure my sexy neighbor will still be very happy tonight!