Prom Night Farts – Green Dress & White Heels

I just came back from my college prom… all night I held in my gas, smiling pretty in my green dress and white leather heels. But the second I get home and sit on the toilet, it’s all over—I let out every deep, stinky fart I’d been saving, one after another. You get the real, raw aftermath of a “classy” prom night gone nasty, and I know you’ll be addicted to every second.