Stepmom’s Beauty Cream

I’m so annoyed my husband is out of town again! Guess I’ll just sit around and read magazines while he’s gone. What’s this article? A simple yet effective way to achieve glowing, healthy skin? Hmmmm really! Sperm?!? Well, my skin has been really dry lately with this weather. I have an idea! My stepson JB is here and I’m sure I can get plenty of sperm out of him! Let me just go change into something sexier.