The Anal Vvitch a New-colombian Folktale

Destiny… For some, this word means following one’s imaginary purpose, and for others, it means irreversibility. I did not choose my life. As soon as I was born, my abuela began preparing me for whatever had in store for me. Not fate, but powers most mortals cannot imagine. It was time to change from the abode of shadows to real life. It is time for osculum infame. The clock has struck, and I must remember everything I’ve trained my little butthole to do.