The Boss with Micro Drama in Trousers

Yes, I’m talking to you right now… Look at him sitting there like some big shot, while I smile politely. But you know exactly what’s really going on. I’ve got my phone pressed to my ear, telling my friend all about what a tiny, pathetic dick my boss has. He doesn’t understand a word — and that’s exactly what makes it so funny I’m bragging about how I’m pleasing him, how I let him think he’s in charge… when really, all it takes is a few sweet words, maybe a smile, maybe something more under the desk — and the bonus practically lands in my account by itself. Because you know the type… small in his pants, huge in his insecurities. And I play that perfectly And you? You can listen, watch… and imagine what it would be like if I were talking on the phone about you. The only question is… would you be worth mocking, or would you deserve something more?