The Daily Toilet Episode 24

Wild outside, filthy underneath. These tight leopard pajamas stretch over my hips, barely hiding what’s about to erupt. I settle on the toilet with a smirk — relaxed, dangerous — as the pressure inside me builds. Then it hits: hot, gurgling gas, slipping out loud and wet, one bubble at a time. My hole pulses with release while I stay perfectly composed, letting your ears do the work your eyes aren’t allowed. You’re not just a viewer. You’re prey. And I’m the monster stinking up the jungle.