The Gift

My roomate Maria is constantly making fun of me because of how bad my farts smell! She keeps telling me she can get me something so that I dont have to smell them! She’s super rich and insists that funds can fix all of my problems! I finally told her to get me whatever it is that she’s talking about! I mean I had really bad gas yesterday and the whole damn room stunk, so something had to be done sooner or later! But I didnt expect her to buy a man with the shrinking virus who just lays on my seat and sniffs all of my farts so that I dont have too! Lol so weird! But like whatever! She told me to just walk in, sit down and start farting. She insisted that he likes the smell, but I was questioning that by the fact that he was duct taped down and I could feel him squirming after every fart! But whatever! I’m guessing she gave someone a lot, an I’m not the type of person to not use someones gift! Guess the little guy is my own personal fart sniffer now!