Tit for Tat: You Let Me Fuck Your Tight Pussy, and I Don’t Send You to Jail

March 8th 3:19pm – Case # 4075731 – Petty Theft – Suspect was caught red handed by store associate. LP officer was alerted and escorted suspect to backroom LP office. Upon checking suspects person, there seemed to be enough cash to pay for the item. After finding out more on the motives for stealing, LP officer laid down the law in hopes the thief would never steal again. Evidence logged on Mar 8, 2017.