You Still Deserve Wedgies

Oh wow, it’s you isn’t it, I think I remember you. Do you remember me? Because I used to bully and humiliate you at college and I still love to amuse myself by putting little nerds like you in humiliating situations. I’m going to give you a wedgie so hard that you’ll find it hard to walk again loser, and everyone is going to see it. In fact I think I’m going to pull your underwear right over your head and give you an atomic wedgie. Just like when we were at college!! FREAK. You’re enjoying this aren’t you? What a weirdo.