Your Wife Needs a Real Man

Luke, I know we just got married and it’s the first day of our honeymoon but I really want to leave the hotel to go explore by myself. Oh honey, don’t worry. It’s not because we waited until our marriage to have sex and I found out you have a really small penis. Honestly honey, don’t you want me to be happy though? I’ve always wanted to know what a 10 inch cock feels like and I realize I’ll never experience that with the few inches that you have. I’m going to go out now so don’t wait up, and hopefully I come back with a couple of new friends!