What Happened Last Night?

We were supposed to be out of the house by 10 am, but we woke up at noon. By the evidence, we had one hell of a wild night, but we can’t remember what happened! We are half dressed, the place is a mess, empty bottles lying around, and who was using the anal beads and on who were they being used? Damn, is that a dildo? What the hell did we do last night? Let’s re-run the security video and find out…