Weird Feeling Thong Pt 2

So last night I put all of my underwear into the washer and then fell before moving it to the dryer! Now I woke up late and have to get dressed for my morning squats and I dont have any underwear cept the pair that my tiny roomate Zac is still sewed into! I feel really bad that I had to put him on, but like its really Nicoles fault for not taking him out of them yet! He cannot be mad at me for this! I told him I was sorry and I would try not to fart on him again. But they just kept slipping out!!! Squats always make me fart! Worse I got so hot and tired by time my workout was done that I totally forgot he was in there! Poor little guy.